When dairy farmer Patrick Holden reviewed his emails one day in July, he was astonished by an offer. A prospective buyer, claiming to represent a French supermarket chain, sought to purchase 22 tonnes of Hafod, his specialized cheddar. He recalled, “It was the biggest order for our cheese we’ve ever received,” adding, “and, because it was from France, I thought, ‘finally, people on the continent are appreciating what we do’.” The transaction was facilitated by Neal’s Yard Dairy, a premium cheese retailer and wholesaler. The initial consignment of Hafod arrived at its London facility in September. This batch occupied merely one square metre on a pallet but represented two years of dedicated effort and carried a wholesale value of £35,000. Bronwen Percival, a buyer at Neal’s Yard Dairy, noted, “It’s one of the most special cheeses being made in the UK.” Hafod is matured for 18 months, traditionally wrapped in muslin cloth and sealed with a layer of lard. As the farm lacked sufficient stock to fulfill the entire order, 20 tonnes of Somerset cheddar were sourced from two additional dairy farms to complete the consignment. The total value of this collection, comprising some of the UK’s most expensive cheese, amounted to £300,000. On 14 October, a courier collected the cheese from Neal’s Yard’s warehouse, transporting it to a depot, where it subsequently vanished without explanation. It was later revealed that the order was fraudulent, originating from an individual impersonating the supposed buyer. The incident garnered international attention and was dubbed “the grate cheese robbery.” British chef Jamie Oliver issued a warning to his followers on X: “If anyone hears anything about posh cheese going for cheap, it’s probably some wrong’uns.” In late October, a 63-year-old man was apprehended in London but was subsequently released on bail. No further developments have been reported since. The 950 truckles of cheese, equivalent to the approximate weight of four full-sized elephants, remain untraceable. Tom Calver, a fellow cheesemaker whose cheddar was part of the stolen shipment, expressed his disbelief, stating, “It is ridiculous,” and questioning, “Out of all the things to steal in the world – 22 tonnes of cheese?” However, this type of theft is not as uncommon as it might initially appear, as it is far from an isolated incident. Food-related criminal activities, encompassing smuggling, counterfeiting, and outright theft, impose an annual cost on the global food industry ranging from US $30 to 50 billion (£23-£38 billion), according to the World Trade Organisation. These crimes span from the hijacking of freight lorries delivering food to warehouses to the theft of 24 live lobsters from a storage pen in Scotland. A significant portion of these food crimes has specifically targeted the cheese industry, particularly luxury cheese varieties. Last year, in the period leading up to Christmas, approximately £50,000 worth of cheese was stolen from a trailer at a service station on the M5 near Worcester. This issue has historical roots; in 1998, for instance, thieves broke into a storeroom and absconded with nine tonnes of cheddar from a family-run farm in Somerset. Similar incidents have occurred across Europe. In 2

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